Two Knights at The Excalibur

We finally arrived at our Castle! It's a bit huge! I'm standing in a  queue in orde to get checked in... I hope they don't throw us in the Dungeon or lock us up in the highest tower. The central hall between the two towers is one big gaming hall, where tons of people in loud T-shirts are gaming away on the slot machines. Right across the road is a big rollercoaster twisting around a hotel that looks like miniature New York. I prefer to have fun on one of those...there's also a non-topless dance act in the Pit, next to the entrance and the Jester's Lounge. But I want to see Criss Angel!! Really!...